I compose! I do sound! I occasionally write! I used to act and maybe will again!

Real things JWeiss has said:

“There’s a radish situation on my eyelids; please stand by!”

“What should I put in the socks sauce pending you?”

“Why are you measuring your blueberry consumption in kilograms?”

“Obama DOES seem like the sort of dude who wants to frolick but is a bit too repressed!”

“I am Big Grandpa Ancestor Dad Eel”