Shouldn’t you be doing work?

One student. One desk. One chair. One lamp. One book. Another book. Another book. One pencil. One eraser. Another book. One notebook. One ruler. One case for said ruler. One pair of headphones, so technically two headphones I suppose. Another book. One theodolite. One bookmark. Another book for said bookmark. One water bottle. Several swedish fish. One film reel as set dressing. One backup pencil in case the first pencil breaks. Another book. Another book. I guess I should have said two pencils the first time. Another book. I probably should have listed all these books at once or just counted them up or something. Whatever. Another book. That makes 9 or 10 or something. Come see this play.